Little Guy, Big Kitchen

A Little Guy Woking in His Big Kitchen

Jesus is Watching You

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He’s sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice – “Jesus is watching you!”

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn’t see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. “Jesus is watching you!” He hears it again.

So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, “Did you say that?”

The parrot answers “Yes I did.”

So the burglar asks, “What’s your name?”

The parrot says “Clarence.”

The burglar says “What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?”

The parrot laughs and says, “The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler ‘Jesus’ “

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July 27, 2006 - Posted by | Jokes, Personal

2 Comments »

  1. hhaha.. What a funny one.. I think the owner is pretty cool.. naming his rotweitter Jesus.. n teaching his parrot to say Jesus is watching you.. haha..

    So he no need to buy any burglar alarm.. save him thousands of bling ka ching..

    Comment by luuee | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  2. I’ve came across a house with a sign that read “Beware of GOD”. Reverse the word of GOD is DOG. Good thinking eh. 🙂

    Comment by littleguykitchen | July 29, 2006 | Reply


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