Little Guy, Big Kitchen

A Little Guy Woking in His Big Kitchen

Heaven Can Wait

A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?

God answered: “A million years is like a minute.

Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?

And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.

Finally, the man asked: “God, could you give me a penny?

And God said, “In a minute.

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July 5, 2006 - Posted by | Jokes

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