Little Guy, Big Kitchen

A Little Guy Woking in His Big Kitchen

Jim and Mary

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses."

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."


June 7, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Differences Between Work & Prison

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own bathroom.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have Managers

June 7, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Indian Mutton Soup

This recipe is from somewhere else. I think it's nice. I'll cook sometime.

# 500g mutton with bones, cut into small pieces
# 5–6 tbsp oil
# 5 shallots, sliced thinly
# 1 tomato, coarsely chopped

(A) – (combined)
# 4 ½ tbsp coriander powder
# 1 tsp cumin powder
# 1 ½ tsp freshly ground black pepper
# 1 tsp pepper
# 1 tsp salt or to taste
# 1 green chilli, seeded and sliced

# 4 cloves
# 4 cardamoms, keep whole
# 5cm cinnamon stick
# 1 onion, halved and sliced

Ground ingredients (C)
# 2 cm ginger
# 4 cloves garlic
# 1 tbsp poppy seeds powder (ground kas-kas)
# 2–3 dried chillies, soaked
# 2 litres water

# chopped spring onion and coriander

Marinate mutton with 2 tablespoons combined ingredients (A) and leave aside for 3-4 hours.

Heat oil in a pan and fry shallots until golden brown and crispy. Remove shallot crisps and set aside. With the remaining oil fry ingredients (B) until fragrant. Add remaining ingredients (A) and (C) and continue to fry for 1–2 minutes. Stir in marinated mutton and fry until fragrant. Add chopped tomato and pour in water. Bring to boil then reduce heat and simmer until meat is tender.

Dish out and serve with a garnishing of shallot crisps and a sprinkling of chopped spring onion and coriander.

June 7, 2006 Posted by | Indian | Leave a comment