:-) Friendship (-:

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head.
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much.
He, who loses a friend, loses much more.
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

Friends, you and me…
You brought another friend…
And then there were 3…
We started our group…
Our circle of friends…
And like that circle…
There is no beginning or end…

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is stery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.

Marriage & Handphone Service Provider

Life before marriage is HOTLINK
” u can express ur self “.

During honeymoon is TMTOUCH
” Always get in Touch “.

After Honeymoon is MAXIS
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.

After one year Life is DIGI
” ur wife can change ur life “.

After 10 years Life is CELCOM
” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????

Toilet poems

Excellent poems by not so famous poets… found on toilet doors and walls…
A budding poet trying his best…

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use finger.

Another to be poet, he wrote this below that…

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit pants!

Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose…

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

And finally, this should teach some a lesson…
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly.

Cheers…enjoy your life!

“Minds are like parachutes, they function best when you open”